Just for fun I thought I would share some of the slogans from T-shirts and Bumper stickers.
"I intend to live forever.... so far, so good."
"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot"
"It's bad luck to be superstitious"
"Love is grand. Divorce is twenty grand."
"A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory"
Most of these make me at least smile. Sometimes I am in a gloomy or bad mood and when I see a t-shirt or bumper sticker like those above it shakes me out of my thoughts and brightens my mood.
"Bumper Stickers are the poor man's cognitive therapy" (No this is not a bumper sticker!)
Sometimes we need to break out of our thinking. Jokes, anecdotes, slogans, and nonsense are so much cheaper than psychiatrists, psychologists and the like.
Here are some saying that I would like to see on t-shirts and bumper-stickers.
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"I am proud that I am so humble"
"I'm afraid I've finally conquered my fears!"
"I am very decisive....I think?"
"I see beauty everywhere, except in ugly people!"
"Warms hands mean....faulty gloves!"
"I am so great...I've finally gotten rid of my Ego."
"I don't need any money....people just need my money!"
Hope these gave you a chuckle, or at least gave you pause.
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